Eddie Bush

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Mr. Nigel
Eddie Bush


Mr. Nigel, Mr. Nigel
What sort of perverted fool are you
If they catch you staring so hard
Mister, surely you are through
A respected man like you surely should know his don’ts and do’s

Mr. Nigel oh you surely are a fool
Mr. Nigel oh you surely are a fool

Mr. Nigel, Mr. Nigel, no you’re not a single man
And the little wife and two children, they’d never understand
It’ll hurt them so much more
Than if you pummeled them by hand

Mr. Nigel, oh they’ll never understand
Mr. Nigel, oh they’ll never understand

Say oh… Mr. Nigel Franklin, captain of a nasty mindset and a silver spoon
Say oh, yes, and how he hates it
A kinked up, twisted family man wishing for a moon (someone else’s moon)

Mr. Nigel, poor old Nigel
Caught you red-handed and all
All your buddies suckin’ coffee tried to warn you of your fall
Now a horse’s ass they call you as they place you in your stall

Mr. Nigel, oh you sure deserve your call
Mr. Nigel, oh you sure deserve your call

Say oh… Mr. Nigel Franklin, captain of a nasty mindset and a silver spoon
Say oh, yes, and how he hates it
A kinked up, twisted family man wishing for a moon (someone else’s moon)

Mr. Nigel, Mr. Nigel
What sort of perverted fool are you
If they catch you staring so hard
Mister, surely you are through
A respected man like you surely should know his don’ts and do’s

Nigel, man, you should have told the truth